The Montgonion is a Montgomery County, Maryland news and entertainment website that often employs satire and parody in its coverage and commentary of local issues. To distinguish content types, the labels “Satire” (or “Advocacy Satire”) and “Not Satire” appear beneath article headlines.
The Montgonion engages in guerilla community activism throughout Montgomery County, with a particular focus on Glenmont. Our advocacy and investigations have forced major projects to remove blight and squalor from Montgomery County’s dark corners and neglected neighborhoods. To share information about a neighborhood in need, email montgonion@gmail.com.
Disclaimer
Unless otherwise indicated with a “Not Satire” tag or similar publisher’s note, stories herein are parodies (satire, fiction, fake, not real) of people and/or actual events. All names within parodies are made up (unless used in a parody of public figures) and any similarity is purely coincidental. The Montgonion is not affiliated with any other publication. The Montgonion receives no sponsorship or endorsement considerations, but we would love to if you’re offering. All stories are copyright protected.
Disclosure
The publisher of the Montgonion is the owner of Headlight Restoration Montgomery, a Rockville, Maryland automotive service business. From time-to-time, labelled advertisements for the business may appear within articles, and the business is sometimes mentioned in a satirical context within articles.
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