Robin's Nest Yoni Spa Burtonsville Panned by Officials

Local health officials have slammed a 'vagina spa' set to come to Burtonsville later this year, which offers treatments that clean the intimate area.

Robin's Nest Yoni Spa offers customers vagina steaming 'infused with therapeutic herbs' and a gop-infused 'facial'. Burtonsville women will be able to get treatments on their private parts at its new location at 15452 Old Columbia Pike next to Chicken Basket, according to the spa.

But health officials and doctors are aghast, telling women there is no need for them to extensively clean the vagina. Doing so can cause irritating infections like thrush and bacterial vaginosis, and even burn the skin inside.

Robin Ficker, founder of Robin's Nest Yoni Spa, told The Montgonion he expects to expand his business throughout the DMV. He plans to open a Laurel franchise–between Brite Massage Therapy and Lovecraft Boutique on Rt 1–early next year.

Mr Ficker said although he doesn't perform the procedure himself, he observes everything, making sure clients receive the best care as he absentmindedly jiggles the keys in his front pocket.

Vaginal steaming, known as V-Steam, involves lying on a bed, or sitting over a steam pot, while vapor infused with therapeutic herbs is targeted toward your nether regions.

Maryland Senate candidate Larry Hogan congratulated Ficker on his new venture. "It's about time the dirtiest c*nt in Maryland came clean," he said.