Christie Snatches Vacant Johnson DR Time-Share Ahead of Cruz

Texas Senator Seen Fuming in Airport Departure Lounge

Multiple sources reported seeing Ted Cruz visibly agitated on Thursday afternoon in the Delta Airlines departure lounge at Punta Cana International Airport, after discovering Chris Christie beat him to Boris Johnson’s vacant time-share in the Dominican Republic. In a viral video posted to TikTok, the Texas senator can be heard muttering “stupid fat fuck” while scrolling his phone and sipping a drink with a tiny umbrella.

According to flight manifests obtained by The Montgonion, Cruz arrived in the DR at 11:20am on Thursday, just hours after his wife Heidi learned the Johnson family vacated their time-share at the Tropicana Resort Beach Club & Spa with a week remaining. “Ted flew down first with a case of Clorox wipes and a black light so he could get the bungalow ready for the kids and I,” Mrs Cruz told the Texas Signal.

Drone footage caught the moment Cruz, luggage in tow, confronted Christie and his wife on the Tropicana Resort’s beach. Cruz left after a heated twenty-minute exchange. A nearby beach bartender heard Christie tell Cruz, “Possession is nine tenths, and if you think you are getting my fat ass out of this tiny beach chair, well, I’d like to see you try.”

A spokesperson for Cruz wouldn’t comment on the incident. Cruz’s weekly schedule, which had been cleared of all engagements Thursday morning, once again showed him making appearances at campaign rallies for Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, and Matt Gaetz by Thursday evening.