Cross Potomac Vice Opens in Maryland and Virginia

A new DMV chain store is capitalizing on variations between DC, Maryland and Virginia laws governing everything from tobacco to pornography. Cross Potomac Vice "levels the playing field across the DMV and allows everyone access to their entitled liberties," said owner Jorge Remus.

Cross Potomac Vice locations are open on opposite shores of the American Legion Bridge in Cabin John and McClean, and on each side of the Woodrow Wilson Memorial Bridge at National Harbor and Alexandria.

For Virginia residents leery of DC's sketchy and unregulated weed shops, Cross Potomac Cannabis in Cabin John and National Harbor offer fully licensed Maryland marijuana dispensaries where Virginia recreational customers get 15% off state-certified doobage. "While their legislature blocks recreational sales, we're doing our part to make the Old Dominion dank," Remus says.

Adjoining the Maryland side dispensaries, Virginians can drop into Cross Potomac Porn & Poles. The cabaret features three stages of fully nude exotic dancers and a private lap dance lounge. Free high-speed WIFI allows Virginia guests to anonymously download as many Pornhub videos as their devices can store.

Maryland and DC cigarette smokers feeling the tax price pinch can rethink quitting with quick trips to Cross Potomac Tobacco in McClean and Alexandria, where pack-a-day addicts will save more than $2,000 a year. "We stand against taxation without inflammation," says Remus.

Next door at Cross Potomac Guns & Ammo, Maryland and DC residents lacking high-capacity magazines for many popular handguns and rifles will find a plethora of options. "Why print your own when you can get the real deal?" Remus said.

Coming Soon

This summer Cross Potomac will open its first DC locations, right off the exits of the Francis Scott Key and Woodrow Wilson bridges. Cross Potomac Reproductive Health has applied for clinic licensing in anticipation of Virginian's future Cross Potomac needs.