MCPS Superintendent Drops New Snow Video

MCPS Superintendent Thomas Taylor has dropped another snow day music video. Self proclaimed “Supe Snowy/Dr. T” released the video in response to growing outcries from parents as the school system heads into a fourth day of class time interruption.

In a roughly 90-second video, Taylor can be seen walking into a meeting with other Montgomery school administrators. He is carrying a red box holding a button that says, “Emergency. In case of bitching, press button.” Others in the room urge Taylor to “press the button.”

"Fussin and hollerin, throwin and tossin opinions around," Taylor croons along to the melody of T-Pain's most famous tune, while clad in a Montgomery County schools athletics hoodie and black beanie. "I'm the Supe in here, you better calm the fuck down."

As the superintendent continues to sing, the video shows clips of frazzled parents from Flower Hill Elementary School and Argyle Middle School running snow pants through the dryer for the nineteenth time and adding Disney Plus and Hulu to their subscriptions.

MCPS schools are on a two hour delay tomorrow, but a modifications may be announced at 5:00 am. Parents say that doesn't give them enough time to prepare. "Oooooh they just super haters / Commentators disrespecting they kids educators," Taylor sang.