Meow Antisocial Announces New Maryland Locations

Meow Antisocial, the dive bar for cat lovers, announced it will open new locations next month in Bethesda, Columbia and Baltimore, taking over Bark Social spaces left vacant by the vastly inferior canine species and their annoyingly gregarious owners.

At Meow Antisocial a cat can be a cat, and their misanthropic owners can avoid eye contact. Alcohol and catnip service begins at 8:00am in the Indifference Catfe, where dimly lit booths are upholstered with Karastan carpet remnants and kitty litter covers the floor.

Immersion in an atmosphere of aloof apathy is the goal for every guest at Meow Antisocial. Quick butthole sniffing is permitted, though nodding is fine too.

Outdoor areas of former Bark Socials enclosed in mesh fencing create the world's largest catios, well stocked with live mice and balloon ribbons.

Membership is shunned at Meow Antisocial. Visitors pay per visit. Benadryl is available to guests without felines.

For more information, visit www.meowantisocial.com.