Broke Brooke from Brookeville Breaks Bar’s Bonds

Burned Brookeville bar buddies say bonds were broken after the Silo Falls manager borrowed their bank cards to balance her boyfriend's bills, and they won't brook broke Brooke from Brookeville bilking their bread.

“By hook or by crook, we're throwing the book at Brooke,” said Brookeville barrister Brock Bruch. “Brooke's on the hook and was booked after checking the Brookeville Bank's books.”

“It's a bunch of gobbledygook, Brooke's no crook and Brooke isn’t broke,” said Brooke’s attorney Brooklyn Baroque.

Brookeville coworkers are shook about Brooke. “We heard what Brooke took and it's not a good look,” said a fry cook who mistook and since forsook Brooke.

Barrister Bruch believes crooked Brooke may have cooked other books. "The Brookeville Better Business Bureau is best for buyers rooked by Brooke," Bruch said on Facebook.