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Maryland Firm Takes Top Marketing Awards
Sep 14

Sep 14 Maryland Firm Takes Top Marketing Awards

John Ritchie
Maryland News, Satire
New Species Discovered in Deep Creek Lake Trench
Aug 23

Aug 23 New Species Discovered in Deep Creek Lake Trench

John Ritchie
Maryland News, Satire
'Opt-Out' Protests Intensify as MCPS Parents Resist Horticulture Curriculum
Aug 15

Aug 15 'Opt-Out' Protests Intensify as MCPS Parents Resist Horticulture Curriculum

John Ritchie
Local News, Satire
Anacostia ‘Crack Hippos’ Spotted in Sligo Creek
Jul 30

Jul 30 Anacostia ‘Crack Hippos’ Spotted in Sligo Creek

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire
Lakeforest Sculptures Relocated to Olney Hot Spots
Jul 28

Jul 28 Lakeforest Sculptures Relocated to Olney Hot Spots

Nate Peyser
Local News, Style

“Combining iconic Montgomery County statuary with the Olney’s dynamic architecture and history just makes sense,” said Olney’s mayor.

Business Spotlight: Taking a Local Moms Group Nationwide
Jul 25

Jul 25 Business Spotlight: Taking a Local Moms Group Nationwide

John Ritchie
Local News, Satire

With 148 chapters in 38 states and over 1,000,000 members, Fivv Frumpy Moms has become a beacon of hope for depressed moms everywhere.

MCPS Trades Friday Night Lights for Saturday Morning Swims
Jul 3

Jul 3 MCPS Trades Friday Night Lights for Saturday Morning Swims

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire
Pot and Porn Purveyors Plot Potomac Patrons
Jul 2

Jul 2 Pot and Porn Purveyors Plot Potomac Patrons

John Ritchie
Regional News, Satire
Amelia Belle Moors at RIO Washingtonian Center
Jun 16

Jun 16 Amelia Belle Moors at RIO Washingtonian Center

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire
Animal Activist SLAN Selects Bethesda for U.S. Branch
Jun 5

Jun 5 Animal Activist SLAN Selects Bethesda for U.S. Branch

John Ritchie
Local News, Satire

Among SLAN’s principal tenets is the right of all animals to copulate and their offspring to be born.

Local Entrepreneur Capitalizes on Coyote Invasion
Jun 1

Jun 1 Local Entrepreneur Capitalizes on Coyote Invasion

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire
Lakeforest Sculptures Relocated to Gaithersburg Landmarks
May 28

May 28 Lakeforest Sculptures Relocated to Gaithersburg Landmarks

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire
Athlete Euthanized after Injury During 300-Meter Hurdles, Barrier Sent to Woodshop
May 22

May 22 Athlete Euthanized after Injury During 300-Meter Hurdles, Barrier Sent to Woodshop

John Ritchie
Maryland News, Satire

Fans in the Bethesda crowd gasped when the athlete stumbled before the final turn and knocked over the barrier.

Mission to Retrieve Climbers’ Bodies from Sugarloaf Resumes
May 7

May 7 Mission to Retrieve Climbers’ Bodies from Sugarloaf Resumes

Nate Peyser
Maryland News, Satire

Climbers say southern Frederick County’s tallest peak, mainly on its northern edge, has gradually turned into a graveyard.

Hokey Smokes! Moose on the Loose in Aspen Hill
May 4

May 4 Hokey Smokes! Moose on the Loose in Aspen Hill

John Ritchie
Local News, Satire
Cardin Won't Seek Reelection, Announces Theater Tour
May 1

May 1 Cardin Won't Seek Reelection, Announces Theater Tour

John Ritchie
Satire, Local News

Maryland Republicans are rejoicing over Cardin’s announcement but perhaps none more so than Robin Ficker, perennial political candidate and fervent Cardin critic.

First Ladies Room Man Chosen for Academy Commencement Address
Apr 15

Apr 15 First Ladies Room Man Chosen for Academy Commencement Address

John Ritchie
Maryland News, Local News, Satire

Producer, author, historian, and speaker Randy Elhm (’72) was recently announced as the 2023 graduation commencement speaker

Bill to 'Marylandize' Montgomery County Students Passes Easily
Apr 11

Apr 11 Bill to 'Marylandize' Montgomery County Students Passes Easily

Nate Peyser
Maryland News, Local News, Satire

Montgomery County students performed worst in the state, scoring 39.8% compared to the statewide average 84.5%.

High Winds Draw Wingsuiters to Olney
Apr 1

Apr 1 High Winds Draw Wingsuiters to Olney

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire

#OlneyWaterTower began trending on Twitter earlier this week as weather patterns lined up for a perfect jump day.

More than 200 Animals Seized from Twinbrook Pet Store
Mar 24

Mar 24 More than 200 Animals Seized from Twinbrook Pet Store

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire

Capybaras, Swedish Viking rats, and Bosavi woolly rats are among the species of over-sized cuddly rodents seized

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