Montgomery County Garbage 'Outraged' by MAGA Comparison

Garbage in Montgomery County’s Shady Grove Transfer Station and Recycling Center in Derwood is appalled and outraged by President Joe Biden's likening of it to MAGA supporters, according to a spokesperson.

“Whether it's acceptance, diversity, community or sustainability, the MAGA movement doesn't hold a candle to Montgomery County garbage,” rubbish representative Oscar Grouche said at a press conference held under the pavilion of the mixed paper and cardboard collection point.

The garbage says immigration policy tops a list of stark contrasts. “Residents must prove garbage brought into Shady Grove is from Montgomery County. We accomplish that with four bitter employees and two decrepit weigh stations, not a wall,” Grouche told reporters. 

“Immigrants invaluable to waste management shape the future of Montgomery County rubbish the moment it enters the Shady Grove Transfer Station,” he said.

Grouche also pointed out huge differences in deportation policy. “Montgomery County garbage goes to Virginia and Pennsylvania on railroad car, not Venezuela and Paraguay on a 747.”

Although anger over Biden's remark is widespread among Montgomery County garbage, at least one category of rubbish doesn't mind the MAGA comparison. “Our toxic waste is in the minority,” Grouche said in response to reporters' questions.