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Frozen Alligator Dragged from Occoquan Reservoir
Jan 18

Jan 18 Frozen Alligator Dragged from Occoquan Reservoir

Nate Peyser
Virginia News, Satire

A 750-pound alligator in a state of brumation was safely removed from Occoquan Reservoir Tuesday by Virginia Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission personnel.

Potomac Tunnel May Replace White’s Ferry
Jan 17

Jan 17 Potomac Tunnel May Replace White’s Ferry

John Ritchie
Regional News, Satire

Dubbed “White’s Potomac Tunnel”, the 1.65-mile, four-lane underground passage would be the longest tunnel in either state and cost an estimated $4.8 billion.

Retractable Dome Roof Coming to Westfield Wheaton
Jan 16

Jan 16 Retractable Dome Roof Coming to Westfield Wheaton

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire

At more than 340 feet tall, the Wheaton Plaza Dome roof will be the largest of its kind in the world, surpassing AT&T Stadium in Dallas and visible for miles in every direction.

WSSC Maintenance Along Old Georgetown Won’t Affect Bike Lane
Jan 12

Jan 12 WSSC Maintenance Along Old Georgetown Won’t Affect Bike Lane

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire
Hogan Pardons Criminal Traffic Convictions
Jan 11

Jan 11 Hogan Pardons Criminal Traffic Convictions

Nate Peyser
Maryland News, Satire
M&W Break Ground on The Gables of South Aspen Hill
Jan 8

Jan 8 M&W Break Ground on The Gables of South Aspen Hill

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire
Dunkin’ Announces New Stores, Olney Theater Licensing Deal
Jan 7

Jan 7 Dunkin’ Announces New Stores, Olney Theater Licensing Deal

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire
Hazed on Nextdoor, Rockville Man Cited for Feeding Fox
Jan 6

Jan 6 Hazed on Nextdoor, Rockville Man Cited for Feeding Fox

John Ritchie
Local News, Satire
Rhinoceros Escapes Laytonsville Sanctuary
Jan 5

Jan 5 Rhinoceros Escapes Laytonsville Sanctuary

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire
Submarine Used for Intercounty Smuggling Operation
Jan 4

Jan 4 Submarine Used for Intercounty Smuggling Operation

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire
BioEnviroAg Announces Plans for 1,600 Acre Campus at Montgomery County Agricultural Preserve
Jan 4

Jan 4 BioEnviroAg Announces Plans for 1,600 Acre Campus at Montgomery County Agricultural Preserve

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire
Hyattstown Woman Sues Buy Nothing Group for Emotional Distress; Demands Reinstatement
Jan 3

Jan 3 Hyattstown Woman Sues Buy Nothing Group for Emotional Distress; Demands Reinstatement

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire
The MoCo Show: Napkin Holder Screws Replaced at Germantown Wendy’s
Jan 1

Jan 1 The MoCo Show: Napkin Holder Screws Replaced at Germantown Wendy’s

Nate Peyser
Local News, Food & Drink, Satire
Health Officials Urge Residents to Unmask in Vehicles
Jan 1

Jan 1 Health Officials Urge Residents to Unmask in Vehicles

Nate Peyser
Local News, Satire
Christie Snatches Vacant Johnson DR Time-Share Ahead of Cruz
Oct 23

Oct 23 Christie Snatches Vacant Johnson DR Time-Share Ahead of Cruz

Nate Peyser
International News, Satire

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